David Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Snog - Tough one this, do you go for the age experience in Grant or Eustace, or a young exciting foreigner like Omar who may not really know what he's doing plus he may have paella breathe. I don't think you can take the risk, you have one snog so I would have to go for the experience. I'm going to go for Eustace because of the unfair criticism he's been having from a small few recently. Marry - Easy this one, Buxton. You want someone that will always be there for you, look after you, protect you. If there's one man that will never let you down it's Jake. Avoid - Easy one again, Whitbread because he's American. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Snog - Calero. He's dreamy. Is he old enough for this or am I going to prison? Marry - Dawkins. Obvious reasoning. He's the man for every occasion. I could never stay mad at him. He would handle life with me in the same fashion he handles a tough pass... With calm and poise, as well as exquisitely soft touch. Avoid - Eustace. I'd fall asleep with him. We'd start talking about progressive rock, and he'd start on about some backwards honky tonk music. Plus, I can imagine his hair is a bit like a scouring pad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 You've given this a lot of thought! However, just to avoid the ignominy of a quiet thread, i'll put my two-penn'th in. Snog - Steve McClaren - for getting us from potential winners to winners. Marry - Sam Rush - he's rich. Avoid - Chris Martin. I bet he never gets off the couch unless there's a chance he might score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alph Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Snog - Keogh. It's the passion Marry - Martin. Go to work. Go to pub. Come home. Moan. Proper bloke Avoid - Russell. Don't speak the same language and he's going through some sort of hair crisis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagerbob Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Can i snog marry and AVOID women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaftesbury Street Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Yep, Daveo's has lost it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombo Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Snog- Martin. The man has scored a lot of goals for my beloved DCFC, he deserves a snog Marry- Thorne. We fell in love a long time ago Avoid- Max Lowe. Is he even legal? I'm not taking the risk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posh Ram Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Hmm. Snog - I'd say Hughes. The combination of enthusiasm and flair, as well as that hair, would be too hard to resist. Marry - Thorne. He's got the flair and passion of Hughes but the dependency and coolness of Eustace. A perfect match. My only concern would be that he might cheat on me because of what happened with West Brom. Avoid - Best. If his romantic style is reflected in the way he plays, it's a definite no. A big lump up front ( ) but lacking in skill or quality - no thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Smog - Gordon Guthrie - Can't beat experience. Marry - Bucko - I have loved him for years anyway Avoid - Ward - Brummie accent would drive you mad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLACML Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Snog - Chris Martin. Bit of rough and tumble, and he knows how to score. Marry - Simon Dawkins. Simply put, my hero. Technically excellent and gets better the more you see him. Avoid - Zak Whitbread. He's just a yank innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PistoldPete2 Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Snog chris Martin always goes down Marry jake Buxton slow comfortable screw Avoid Jordan ibe comes too quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Ram Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Snog chris Martin always goes down Marry jake Buxton slow comfortable screw Avoid Jordan ibe comes too quickly. It was at this point the thread got too weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Ram Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Snog: Thorne. I showed my ex-girlfriend a picture of him, always got the impression she was thinking of someone else after. Marry: Russell. Such a loveable man. Avoid: Sammon, I like my eggs scrambled, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Snog - Keogh. It's the passion This has all the attributes to be a top, top thread. Great work, Daveo! You're weirdo Alpha! Just imagine this - quick look over your shoulder and those eyes are staring at you. Lusty and hungry for more.... So Keogh is my avoid. Snog - Hughes for obvious reasons. Silky smooth or hard as rock. And most importantly, he knows when to be gentle or bad ass, has perfect timing and goes down easily. Marry - If Simmo is as nice guy as he seems to be, this one is easy. Gentleman who as a bonus is so tiny that I could be the Man in this marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GboroRam Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Snog: Posh Ram. Bet he smells good, being posh. Marry: Boycie. Electrician for free in the house. No brainer. Avoid: the rest of you. No offense meant but probably plenty taken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerbyRam! Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 anyone know the female dcfc team ? could we start a new thread ;P, or someone post their profiles here! (bet we all get branded sexist now) as much as i love bucko and martin i dont want to snog or marry either of them :/ poor performance today from bucko, hes not getting a snog. anyone else on the train home currently? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Snog-I suppose Keogh as he knows how to lead. Marry-Whitbread because he is only American.Simples. Avoid-Ibe.His personality would just rub me wrong me thinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wixman1884 Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 I'm emotionally conflicted on this thread, as my "which Derby player would you most like to kiss?" Thread was deleted in less than 5 minutes on the old DET forum. That said, Thorne - Martin - Ibe - In response to the original post. Martin is an easy choice - like me, is a Norfolk boy born in Suffolk and now 100% Derby. Also he's great at football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 I'm not commenting on this bum fest. x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Snog... martin, it wouldnt be just a snog as he goes down easy marry... buxton, even after a few years hes still passionate avoid... ibe, bit to selfish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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