Posh Ram Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Anyone got any good ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone.'Oh Really. What is that?'Its just that...your numbers not in it. Told my girlfriend that first time I met her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. My mate told that to his current girlfriend,lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posh Ram Posted October 1, 2014 Author Share Posted October 1, 2014 Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone.'Oh Really. What is that?'Its just that...your numbers not in it. Told my girlfriend that first time I met her. I'm guessing it worked good luck with the proposal by the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I'm guessing it worked good luck with the proposal by the way Thanks mate.Doing proposal on Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posh Ram Posted October 1, 2014 Author Share Posted October 1, 2014 "Do you work in Subway? Because you just gave me a foot long" It's dirty, cringey (and possibly sexual harassment) but I've always had a soft spot for that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 'Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!' My mate from college used that one once...didnt work out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Have you got pet insurance? Cuz I'm gonna destroy your pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posh Ram Posted October 1, 2014 Author Share Posted October 1, 2014 I made up ones for different occasions today. "It must be bonfire night, because there's fireworks going off in my pants" "It must be Christmas because you look like you want to pull my cracker" etc, etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srg Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Got a number for a vet? Because these swans are sick (proceed to show guns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Ram Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Alright treacle.. Winner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JW- Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because i can see myself in your pants tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 'I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 'I'm afraid of the dark...will you sleep with me tonight?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 'If your feeling down,I can feel you up.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 'You bring a whole new meaning to the word "edible".' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozza Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 'You bring a whole new meaning to the word "edible".' you do realise you're posting on a football forum , and not txting you're fiance ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Jeez, he'll be breaking them down into one word posts in a minute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i-Ram Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 How about a finger of your ring for a ring on your finger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimmu Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Hey ho, let's go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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