Sith Happens Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 So I purchased a bottle of vinegar, I had to complain...I said this vinegars got lumps in it..they said they are pickled onions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks = girl ant. If it floats = buoyant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boycie Posted March 24, 2017 Author Share Posted March 24, 2017 Oh my god, Ryan's found some Xmas crackers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 10 hours ago, AmericanRam said: Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks = girl ant. If it floats = buoyant. Thank you American Ram -made me smile! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith Happens Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anag Ram Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Young man is having a quiet drink at a bar when an attractive middle aged woman pulls a stool alongside. 'Buy me a drink handsome and maybe we can go back to my place', she whispered. The young man thinks for a millisecond and then agrees. She has a lovely house and having dimmed the lights she loosens a top button and leans over to nibble his ear. 'So. Now you have me here, what do you say to a mother/daughter threesome?' Again, it's not long before he agrees. She leans back and shouts up the stairs 'MUM!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester40 Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Messing about doing corny jokes with my 5 year old who is into super heroes. I asked.. 'What does Batman's Mum shout when it's time for Batman to eat.?.'.. He thought about it.. 'Batman's Mum is dead'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanRam Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 I saw an ad in a shop window, "TV For $5-Volume stuck on full" Couldn't turn it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jono Posted April 9, 2017 Share Posted April 9, 2017 Little lad is asked how old he is and says " I am 6 but I'm frightened of 7" why says the new teacher ? "Cos 7 8 9 !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gritstone Ram Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 My WiFi broke down yesterday and I ended up talking to the missus. I was really surprised when she told me she didn't work at Woolworths anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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maydrakin Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 A bear walks into a bar and says "I'd like a rum and………...................................coke please" The bartender says "Why the big pause?" The bear replies "Because I'm a bear, I was born with them" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maydrakin Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Who invented Irish shampoo? Timotei How much is cockney shampoo? Pantene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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