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Derby: Clowes warned by EFL pitch invasion independent disciplinary commission that a points deduction will be considered at both Cambridge Utd and Pride Park, should fans encroach. Three man panel of Parry, Gibson, Couhig to oversee punishment. More in paper tomorrow. #reluctantnicko.

Sorry about that.

Sorry about that.

Nothing would be more derbyesque than a 40 page argument about how we should be allowed to celebrate before promptly losing to Cambridge and Carlisle. Why don’t we simply not worry about it and act accordingly when/if the time happens. And by accordingly I mean alcohol. 

Not forgetting the 'deep state' of those soft seats.

They offered her an upgrade to First Class but she rejected the offer because it would have meant having to turn Left.

I saw Liz Truss at Heathrow Airport a few weeks ago. She was going mad because none of the airlines would sell her a ticket.
They didn't want her anywhere near Business or Economy. 

These Portsmouth lot all seem pretty decent. 

These Portsmouth lot all seem pretty decent. 

But we have too deal with the massive fixture backlog for all those teams in Europe playing home and away against some team who won the Cypriot cup, or 20 games to win the Champions league they qualified for by finishing 4th.  Don't forget the 4 preseason games going to Saudi to play against Al Hilal and some other randoms as well.  Rochdale can feck right off with their 200k extra gate money.

I agree.
But I do wonder how boring their own Forum is; they seem to prefer being over here with us! 

I've heard the guy with the bell smells a bit, but apart from that... 😉

Same here. I'm thinking future minibus rides to France/Italy in Champions League?

Aylesbury? 10 mins from me. Small world. Glad to hear he's on the mend 👍🏼

I can't help with tickets, but I hope that: a) your Dad's progress continues; b) you manage to get him a ticket for the final day; but most importantly that he continues to progress his recovery.  You don't need to tell him a Pompey fan sends him best wishes, but I'm pretty sure if others from the 92 saw this note they'd all be saying the same thing.  Love to you and yours.

If there's anyone else out there that can help myself and a friend who wouldn't mind swapping seats for 2 tickets for the Carlisle game, we can meet at the Clough/Taylor statue...If you can here's my 2 seats.

 
 
 
 
 
 

Hi Duracell, we have a pair of ideal seats for you, we picked the seats because we're close to friends on the opposite side of the aisle.
We're stair 41, row kk, seats 398,399 immediately next to the aisle in the lower east in line with the edge of the centre circle on the south stand side of the half way line. Row kk is about 4 rows down from the entry stairs and the seats are on the right as you walk down to them.
We could meet you at the bottom of stair 41 in the concourse or you can just let me know your seat numbers.

Living not far from Carlisle I signed up for an account on their site. Just for a laugh I just went in and found I can get 2 tickets for the game in the away end.
 
 

You shouldn't have moved to the US. You shouldn't have moved to Cornwall.
A true fan would live round the back of Frankie & Benny's, then spend every game moaning at the players, going for food at 35 mins, before leaving on the 80 min mark.

You shouldn't have moved to the US. You shouldn't have moved to Cornwall.
A true fan would live round the back of Frankie & Benny's, then spend every game moaning at the players, going for food at 35 mins, before leaving on the 80 min mark.

You shouldn't have moved to the US. You shouldn't have moved to Cornwall.
A true fan would live round the back of Frankie & Benny's, then spend every game moaning at the players, going for food at 35 mins, before leaving on the 80 min mark.

I really really hate some ads enough that I would refuse the product if it was free. 
Huel. I get that ad whenever I use my phone. 
You know adverts that show middle aged professional men doing a rap? Car adverts tend to do it. What year was it that somebody first laughed about an out of touch white man getting down with the kidz. 
What??! Liverpool players are using Nivea? That's why their skin looks so great on Match of The Day!! It all makes so much sense. Oh, look how much fun they're having rubbing it in! While in full kit too. Add to basket

s***, I'd not thought of that.
If anybody does have a ticket, can I please let you know at halftime of the Carlisle match if I want to come in?

Answer:  To avoid being caught up in a damp squib/dead rubber!  👀
 
Allow me to offer an example, based on a true story...
 
The potential to play at the Stad de MK Hockey, needing a result to avoid relegation...
Leave it too late to glean away tickets by the official DCFC route...

Go to the bother of signing up to become a Wimbledon fan!
Fail first attempt to buy tickets from Wimbledon, due to home postcode.
Come up with the cunning plan to use sister's (then) Southend address, and subsequently (successfully) order 6 tickets for delivery, which of course then required posting from Southend to Derby!  For the record, this tele-con Included a beautifully delivered Mockney accent and quotes of "No, I haven't been to the MK Hockey ground before, so no preference to which stand the tickets are for", and the classic yet calmly delivered "But I used to attend Selhurst regularly back in the day" (Unquote)!
Beat Millwall at home a week before, thus surviving the threat of relegation.
Attend aforementioned Damp squib/dead rubber at the Stad de MK Hockey, and despite the lovely weather and good numbers of Rams fans (in both away and indeed the home sections), by god, what an absolute s*** game (and atmosphere) that was!  

Lose 1-0, etc.
Still a Wimbledon fan, as far as I'm aware, etc.
Meh.  etc
 
🤣

If anyone is of a nervous disposition, I fully recommend not listening to Ed Dawes.